My name is Kelsey, and I have been practicing breathing for about 15 years. I also live in Canada. NO, I do NOT ride a polar bear to school or live in an igloo for all those idiotic fuckers who may ask.. I will admit I say "eh" a lot though... ANNNNNYWAYS.. I have many musical "obsessions" such as Marina and the Diamonds, Lykke Li, Fever Ray, Lana Del Rey, Kyla La Grange, Carina Round, Cults, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Florence and the Machine and Gaga of course! PAWS UP! I'm addicted to television. favorite shows consist of american horror story, Suburgatory, true blood, Dexter, walking dead, MTV live, How I Met Your Mother and I think Allison from ANTM is the most unusual, interesting and lovable television reality star ever. Im honestly probably one of the weirdest people you could ever meet and yes, theres that odd person who will say "...what the fuck is she doing?" but I say FUCK THEM! I am who I am and Im not going to change for the benefit of others...
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I DON’T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

   terrible coincidence happened to me today. Tried watching a movie called “Open Water” so I searched up a link, found a site: http://www.watchfreemovies.ch/register.html as I’m accepting the agreements, it reads: This is my first account (you will be instantly banned if you create more) I actually plan to use the site, and not spam useless crap, I have read the legal terms, and I agree to them. I also surrender my soul. 

so I’m like “lol, funneh” and click accept. The site doesn’t end up working, so I finally find one that does and while I wait for the video to load, I decide to watch a video review via. youtube on the movie to see if its even worth watching. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5lMU2MPI3WI .. fucking thing has “666” views
WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNN!!!???
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C’MON, LEAVE SOMETHING WEIRD AS FUCK IN MY ASK.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO YOU SEXY WILDER-BEASTS
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youreamistake asked: You're cuter than a unicorns vagina!

I’ve heard weirder.. for example:

“Somtimes when I eat M&M’s, I like to hold twwo M&M’s between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one of them cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one i don’t eat becomes the champion.Then I grab the other M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. Then when there is one left, I keep it because it is the king M&M.” 

-something my best friend sent me one day over a facebook chat but thank you that is quite an amazing compliment, I’m sure a unicorns vagina is truly lovely.

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HELLO SEXY PEOPLE I’M REALLY BORED SO PLEASE MESSAGE ME ANYTHING EVEN IF ITS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING I’VE READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
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